A young family moved into a house adjacent to an office block. One day, a gang of telephone engineers turned up to start installing a phone system and cabling network.
The family's 5-year-old daughter naturally developed an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the telephone engineers.
She hung around and eventually the telephone engineers, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the lass as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and delegated her minimal jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
They even gave the child her very own safety hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.
At the end of the first week, the smiling telephone engineers presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The lassie took her 'wages' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank on Saturday to open a savings account.
At the building society, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the wee kid telling her about her 'work' on the Cat5 cables and the fact she had a 'paypacket'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the clerk. Georgina proudly replied, "Yes, I grafted all hours with Dave and Damian and Adrian. We're implementing a new telephony solution."
"My goodness gracious," said the woman, "And will you be working on the job again after the weekend?"
Georgie thought for a moment. Then she said seriously: "I think so. Provided those morons at Samsung deliver the bloody handsets."